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Mentor Huebner, drawing and designing at top speed, while working on the Warner Bros. film, "Love Affair", prompted Producer/Director Warren Beatty to enthusiastically exclaim, "You're one 'F *****g' good artist."

Some quotes on this site are repeated as remembered from the many told to me at the end of the very day they had been spoken. Since I'm known for having an excellent memory and since many of the quotes repeated here were also 'overheard' by others, and since too, Mentor though 'artful' was a straight forward guy - they are believed to be quite true.


However since these are 'Third Party' quotes
From "Quote-or" - to Mentor - to me
They may be paraphrased - a little.
It is not likely, to use a cliche',
that they could "Hold up in court"


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An Ego Boost



"You're one ' F * * *  * * g' good artist"

LOVE AFFAIR

Warren Beatty
Producer/Director
Warner Studios, Burbank, California


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...Trust me!

"Never mind contracts.
I do everything with a handshake.
...Trust me!"

WARNER'S BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA THEME PARK

C.V. Woods

Executive Producer Warner's Entertainment
Warner Studios, Culver City, California


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"............Trust me! "

THE PLANET OF THE APES

Arthur Jacobs
Original Executive Producer
20th Century Fox Studios, Century City, California


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"The Algerian revolutionaries aren't interested in bombing us.
We're Filmmakers.
Don't worry. We'll be OK.
...Trust me!"

THE LONGEST DAY

Darryl Zanuck
Executive Producer
Studios Boulougne, Paris, France


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"Hey Mentor!
....I want you to go to Bora Bora
tomorrow morning.
Couple of weeks.
...Trust me!

HURRICANE

Dino De Laurentiis
DEG Studios, Beverly Hills, California


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To the pilot:

"You can take the day off...."


To Mentor:

"Sure I can fly!
It doesn't matter I haven't touched a plane in over two years!
...Once you learn to fly...you don't forget.
What if I don't know where the hell it is?
It's on the map.
I don't need to know where it is.
...I'll use the compass.
...Trust me! "

HURRICANE

Roman Polansky
Director
De Laurentiis Studios, The Club Med Site, Bora Bora


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"Mentor, look - you gotta go meet with Roman!
We're losing money.
Think of it like being on location.
Nah, Chino Prison isn't that far to drive.
No, don't worry.
The guards know you're coming!
It's OK.
Believe me they aren't going to strip search you.
...Trust me!"

HURRICANE

Dino De Laurentiis
Executive Producer
Dino De Laurentiis ' Office, Beverly Hills, California


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"Mentor! Come on, you'll like Mexico.
It's just for a couple of weeks.
Trust me!"


DUNE

Raffaella De Laurentiis

Producer
Universal Studios, Universal City, California


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"Mentor, come on, bring Louise.
It's only going to be a couple of months.
I swear.
...Trust me!"

DUNE

Raffaella De Laurentiis
Producer
Churubusco Studios, Mexico City, Mexico


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"We know you never work on Saturdays
~ back in the States.
But on location things are different.
The crew always works on Saturdays.
What are you going to do in Rome
all day Saturday...all by yourself?
You'll get lonesome.
...Trust me! "

DAYLIGHT

Raffaella De Laurentiis
Producer
Cinecitta Studios, Rome, Italy


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"Don't worry, I'll find something to do with my days off.
...Trust me!"

DAYLIGHT

Mentor Huebner
Artist
Cinecitta Studios, Rome, Italy


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Probably all the  "Trust me"  promises that had been made to Mentor were intended to be kept.  But you know, like they say, "Things happen!"     

Although all the Quote-ors  were seemingly sincere, the only promise that actually did get kept was the one made by Mentor to Rafaella.  He did indeed find a lot to do with his Saturdays while he was in Rome.  

As to the time limits placed on those particular locations, promised by both Dino and Rafaella, mulitply them ten times over.

Did Roman find Tahiti?   Who knows"  He's in Paris now.

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Unforgettables ~


"Mentor ! Catch the lunch - I left my wallet home..."

THE LONGEST DAY

Mr. Anonymous
Anonymous Production Designer
20th Century Fox Studios, Boulougne Studios, Paris, France

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"Louise ! Catch the Carousel tickets for the kids ...
I left my wallet home..."

THE LONGEST DAY

Mrs. Anonymous
Wife of Anonymous Production Designer
The Palace Gardens, Versailles, France

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"Mais, Madame, vous avez eu des Jumeaux. Deux be'bes ! "
"But, Madame, you had twins. Two Babies !"

Exasperated French explanation for billing us double for everything:
- Two labor rooms
- Two delivery rooms
- Two convalescent rooms

AMERICAN HOSPITAL

A French Director
Office of the Financial Administrator
American - French Hospital, Paris, France

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Endearing Mentor Quotes

" Never remember a favor, never forget a slight
the other fellow is always wrong
and I am always right..."

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" Always be sincere - even if you have to fake it. "

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" That's  Mister   ' F * * * head '  to you Honey."

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" How about showing a little ' F * * *  * * g ' class around here?"

 

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