sometimes told me the same story over and over again with a slightly
different twist and would knock himself out with laughter when
I didn't catch on right away.
* * *
really good looking guy was horse back riding, when suddenly he
sees a small snake in the middle of the road and pulls in the
reins to avoid trampling it to death. The snake looks up at the
guy and says, "Because you have saved my life
I will grant you three wishes."
the guy was thrilled. He didn't really believe it but he figured
he would give it a try. The snake informed him of the ground rules.
the wish is expressed I can not reverse it. Be very serious and
ask for exactly what it is you want. "
for wish number one, the good looking guy asked for a several
thousand bags of gold coins.
pile them up along side the road, I''ll come by later and pick
them up" .
low and behold, his wish was granted.
flush of excitement went through the good looking guy and he started
to tremble. This was for real. he could hardly believe it.
OK, now see if you can give me my next wish. I want to be surrounded
by 100 of the world's most beautiful women. I want them to be
crazy about me. See if you can do that one. "
low and behold, in about one-second, a rush, a mob of the most
beautiful women the good looking guy had ever seen, came running
up to him ... all of them making seductive advances.
the good looking man could say was, "Wow!"
snake asked, "What next? You have one more wish".
good looking guy, distracted, staring at all the women, said absentmindedly,
"Give me the sexual equipment of this horse I'm
a split second he came to his senses....but in a split second
his third wish was granted.
Stop. Stop. Stop......!"
snake expressed deep sympathy, but said it was too late.
the horse the good looking guy was riding ... was a mare.
* * *
moral of this story is: Pay attention to what the
hell you are doing!