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LOUISE HUEBNER OFFICIAL WITCH OF L.A.

Louise Huebner the Official Witch of Los Angeles County
is the only officially appointed Official Witch in the World.
In fact she is the only officially appointed Official Witch
in the entire Cosmos.

THE LA WITCH'S STORY
PART I

THE OFFICIAL WITCH
&
THE WORLD'S BIGGEST SPELL


I'm the only Officially Appointed Official Witch in the world.


LOUISE HUEBNER
THE OFFICIAL WITCH OF LOS ANGELES COUNTY
(Age 3)

It's a unique fact. It's a very true fact. At least it's very true if you only compare major metropolitan cities in supposedly highly advanced major countries

There may be a witch or two here or there that has been designated as 'official' in some remote and unsophisticated area of the world. Maybe there has been a tribe's Shaman given a title of 'official'. But I hardly believe that could be considered equal to what happened to me.

Besides, that kind of 'witch' would not be designated a 'witch' officially but would have worn that title from the start through a birthright. The 'officials' wouldn't be in a level above their witch. Actually the witch would have always been in power over the 'officials'. So the officials wouldn't be in any position to bestow that honor.

My world is different.

My title was awarded to me by a government authority. I deserved it.

To understand how important and valuable a title it is -- it's essential to first realize that if California was a country -- it would be right up there with the 'biggies'. It ranks very high in 'country size' scale and is in fact larger than many European countries. California and Texas have that in common.

California is a rich and very developed place. Its major city, Los Angeles, is a huge sprawling metropolis with a very dense population.

It's a place that is home to a multi billion dollar World-Wide Film Industry. Los Angeles is a factory town - and its factory workers make movies.


PAMELA MASON SHOW
Louise & Pamela
ABC TV Network

LA 's elected officials mingle with Kings, Queens, powerful heads of state from all other countries from around the world, and of course ~ even with the Pope.

So even if at times, some of the officials may swim in the nude, or party in a Jacuzzi, that still doesn't change the fact that the entire group of California officials are thought to belong to the upper echelon of the world.

A couple of our Californians even made president.

Although some of LA's elected officials, as is true of many of LA's other almost ordinary citizens, occasionally run around lightly attired (which is to be expected with such good weather) and might also seem to, at times, act a bit primitive...still they are not at all like leaders of some tribe's people you might find living in the heart of a Brazilian jungle. Not really.

The designation of "Official Witch" took place in 1968 at the Hollywood Bowl, in Hollywood, California, one year earlier almost to the day ~ when Buzz Aldrin went to the Moon.

Space technology didn't seem to inhibit the magical process.

I was asked by the Los Angeles Department of Parks and Recreation to help them promote a series of concerts at the Hollywood Bowl.

The invitation was extended because I had produced festivities in fourteen separate communities for a LA Birthday celebration.

The County asked me to do for them what I had done for the City.

What I had 'done' for the City was to generate tremendous positive media exposure for it. Good publicity. Not scandalous. A celebration that went full force around the clock - filled with interesting events where the public was invited to attend, men, women and children, young and old, all free of charge.

It started when Councilman Arthur Snyder was elected to office. After his election he appointed me Cultural Chairman of the Fourteenth District.

As Chairman of Cultural Events I organized a birthday celebration that ran for over eighteen hours on the City's birthday. From 8:00 AM of the first day until 2:00 AM the next.

I gathered up all available talent and put on demonstrations that displayed the expertise of the sky and land units of the LAPD and the LAFD.

Also offered to the public were many art exhibits, poetry contests, talent contests, beauty contests, parades, dancing in the street, Shakespearean Plays, the Folklorico Ballet, Roger Wagner and his Master Chorale ( 100 singers). And to create a bit more excitement I invited many famous guests from films and television to make appearances. Which they did.

We had a lot of help from the Teamsters, who drove the entertainers all around the district. Coca Cola gave us Cokes, and the Butcher's Union gave us hot dogs.

A prominent Los Angeles restaurant, The Barristers, served a banquet in a local park, Sycamore Grove, for the celebrities and elected officials. It was deluxe. Tables were set out with linens, china, silver, crystal, candles, and a many course deluxe dinner was served. I don't know how they did it.

I obtained permits and requested all the major streets in the various districts be closed for dancing. Then I talked a band into playing all night. But to fill in - just in case - KLAC RADIO offered 24 hours of musical tapes. These were played on speakers Pac Bell kindly installed and connected in strategic parts of certain parks.

The LADWP placed large flood lights to create 'daylight' for events that continued after dark.

When I asked a friend of Mentor's, Van France, who ran the Disney College, for a visit from Snow White, he not only sent her to our events, but also threw in 10,000 balloons.

Van de Kamps Bakery contributed a huge Birthday cake to serve ten thousand celebrators. The cake was too large to put anywhere. Not even a large super market storage area was suitable. It had to be placed in a huge multi auto display window of a Volkswagen agency.

The entire event from start to finish had taken eight months out of my life.

About six months after the party, the County telephoned and invited me to "Please do the same thing for us that you did for the City". I said, "Oh my".

I couldn't stand the thought of 'doing' it all again. It had been a killer.

I liked the action while it was going on. But I didn't think I could feel the same way the second time around. I wanted to see what it was all about and decided to go to their meeting even though at the time I hadn't felt like doing anything at all.

When I went to the meeting I was told LA County in association with the Hollywood Bowl was planning a series of 12 summer concerts for Sunday afternoons. In fact the clever title they thought up was: "Twelve Summer Sunday Concerts at the Hollywood Bowl".

The very first concert they had planned and that was to kick off the season was called - "Folklore Day"

The Director, over at the County Parks and Recreation Division, Jim Anderson, had only known about me through my work on radio as an astrologer and the LA Birthday Celebration. The coincidence of "Folklore Day Concert" had nothing to do with any 'witch' stuff.

I had been on KLAC RADIO and my taped syndicated astrological spots came on 12 times a day every two hours. The DJ's, Danny Dark, Joel A. Spivac and Lohman and Barkley hammed it up whenever my spots came on the air. They'd play "Old Black Magic" as an intro to my taped minutes, and say "Here comes the Staff Witch".

KLAC RADIO and KTTV TV were owned by Metromedia. The attorney, Melvin Belli had a show on KTTV TV - and called my station to "Send over the Staff Witch". I guess Melvin Belli was instrumental for starting my Witchcraft career.

By the time I got the call from the County, Witchcraft was on my mind.

I responded instantly when I read their program list. None of the other programs leaped out at me. To this day I don't know what the other eleven concerts were all about. I had focused so intently on Folklore Day, that it had caused me to become deaf, dumb and blind to everything else.

As is usual for me when I focus, an electrical overload took place and the printed title of "Folklore Day" began to pulsate and vibrate and flicker into brilliant colors. Maybe I heard music. Who knows. I went into my creativity mode.

So when they told me what they wanted, I gave no hint of my reaction, and calmly said, "Oh really?" I suggested that to really attract a mob we should do the world's first gigantic Spellcast in a series of annual - gigantic Spellcasts. And then to make it really attractive I thought we should cast a spell to increase the sexual vitality of the County.

At that time, Los Angeles County had 78 cities.

To be sure the spell would work and to be doubly certain that it be given respect in the media, I thought I should be appointed the Official Witch in order to officiate over the ceremonies - with some dignity.

Just one week before the Spellcast, at a wonderful party at the Hollywood Bowl, I was designated "Official". The title wasn't given to me by a clever Publicity or Public Relations person. I was given a legal document. A Certificate. A scroll was awarded to me with a title that clearly states I was designated because of my Supernatural Powers.

The certificate was evidently affixed with the County Seal and is signed by the Chairman of the Board of County Supervisors, who at that time was Ernest Debs. The Chairman handed me the scroll and all the while smiled broadly.

On the day of the event, 11,000 people came to the Bowl for the Spellcast.

Lawrey's, a large local Spice company in the area, contributed necessary salt and garlic, for the thousands to work the spell. The County's contribution was 'fake' gold pins and 'fake' black spiders.

Councilman Snyder told the LA Zoo to lend us a couple of Iguanas, for atmosphere.

Unfortunately they weren't the best Iguanas the Zoo had to offer. In fact they looked pretty awful. I like animals but these guys were pathetic. I'm usually pretty sympathetic to the plight of most small creatures. But this group solicited dislike from most of the audience. We all distanced ourselves from them emotionally. And we all felt the impulse to laugh. Maybe we were all mean. But we had our minds on other things. The 'Sex Spell'.

Somehow they did nothing positive for our spellcasting atmosphere. No one knew why we had the Iguanas on stage. Nor what connection they might have with witchcraft. We sent them home to the Zoo as fast as we could. But it was July. And it was hot. And they were a mess to begin with. So it isn't surprising that one died on the way. As I recall Councilman Snyder wasn't too happy about the whole thing.

On a high note, the Volkswagen Distributors on the West Coast, painted a "Beetle" Mercedes silver to match my gown. (The gown was donated by a Black Designer from Watt's, (home of the LA Riots).

Assemblyman David Roberti (Speaker of the California State Assembly) asked his campaign manager Jerry Zanelli to drive my "Beetle" into the Bowl and up the ramp to the stage since I couldn't work a stick shift.

At the time of the Spell everyone chanted:

"Light the flame,
Bright the fire,
Red is the color of desire".

We had a good time.

I am certain there is no other officially appointed Official Witch to be found anywhere else in the entire world. The odds are pretty much against it. I am also certain that no one will ever again be appointed to this position. Not unless the year 1968 should happen to roll around again. This type of thing will never happen again.

No other decade could ever match the Sixties!

The 'vibes' were right.

 

The Official Los Angeles County Scroll

Awarded to Louise Huebner
The Only Officially Appointed Official Witch in the world.

 


Mayor Sam Yorty & Louise Huebner
the Official Witch of Los Angeles

Mayor Sam designated Louise Huebner as a Hostess for the City of L.A.

She attended various City functions
that honored visiting foreign dignitaries. .

She was also a Member of the President's Sister City Program
Los Angeles, California and Berlin, Germany.

 

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The Internet Movie Database
www.imdb.com
www.moviedatabase.com

 


 

THE LA WITCH'S STORY
PART 2

THE OFFICIAL WITCH
&
THE DE-SPELLING OF THE COUNTY
&
A POLITICAL MISHAP

 

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WHAT HAPPENED?

The Los Angeles County of Parks and Recreation, in a relationship with the Hollywood Bowl Association, asked me to help promote 12 Sunday Concerts at the Hollywood Bowl, and to write a Press Release for them to send to all the local radio, newspaper and television media, inviting them to the events. Below is the first Press Release sent out.


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THE FIRST ANNUAL
LOS ANGELES COUNTY SPELLCAST
JULY 21, 1969
HOLLYWOOD BOWL
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
2:00 PM ~ 6:00 PM


LOUISE HUEBNER, the appointed Official Sorceress for Los Angeles County, along with a coven of witches, will involve everyone attending the concert, in the casting of a spell. This is the first time in the history of witchcraft that a spell of so great a magnitude will be cast involving so many of the general public.

The purpose of this gathering is to unite spiritual energies - forcefully; to alter a moment in time and to thereby create a vibration in this environment that will ultimately lead to raising levels of romantic and emotional vitality throughout Los Angeles County.

Special Incantation

‘LIGHT THE FLAME
BRIGHT THE FIRE
RED IS THE COLOR OF DESIRE’

Since Witchcraft attempts to deceive, cajole and otherwise disturb natural inclination and occurrence, then so too, with bits of color, attitudes and words, do children, politicians, actors, and women in love ~ weave spells; the success of which many times is dependent entirely upon the magic of their confidence.

 

 

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11,000 PEOPLE SHOWED UP AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL AND CHANTED

FIVE MONTHS LATER


The Chairman of the Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors, Ernest Debs, demanded that the County Counsel rescind my title. The Los Angeles County Counsel, John D. Maharg, sent me a letter for New Year's Eve.

 

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COUNTY OF LOS ANGELES
OFFICE OF THE COUNTY COUNSEL

648 HALL OF ADMINISTRATION
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA 90012
MADISON 5 - 3611

December 29, 1969



Dear Miss Huebner:

This is to notify you that there is no authority for your use of the title: Official Witch of Los Angeles County”, which has appeared on the jacket of a record album and in other promotional material concerning your activities.

As you must know the scroll you received at the Hollywood Bowl, July 21, 1968, was purely ceremonial and intended only to publicize the Sunday Afternoon “Happenings” at the Bowl, presented by the County Department of Parks and Recreation as a public service.

We must ask that you immediately discontinue use of the title: “Official Witch of Los Angeles County” or any similar designation creating the erroneous impression that you are affiliated with Los Angeles County government.

Sincerely,
John D Maharg
County Counsel

JDM/mf

 

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The County Attorney’s letter showing up on New Year’s Eve,
I guess was meant to shake me up.
Being a Witch ~ I don't shake up easily.
I sent Maharg my response.

 

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Mr. John D. Maharg:
County Counsel
Hall of Administration
Los Angeles, California 90012

January 6, 1970

Happy New Year!

I would like to clarify my position with the County. It should be understood that the County came to me and asked if they could take advantage of my promotional abilities. They asked that I lend my image and my reputation to their activities, rather than as is now being assumed that their activities created my image. It was the Witch who had constant and ample exposure and not the County Department of Parks and Recreation.

Your New Year’s Eve greeting to me says I have no authority to use my title: "Official Witch for Los Angeles County”. But, I have a signed certificate from Supervisor Debs that certifies that I have been designated as the 'Official Witch'.

You say that something other than what was stated on the certificate had been intended, but I only know what the language on the certificate states and not what Supervisor Debs claim its intention to be. You say I should know that the certificate was meant to only publicize. I do know this and I have publicized it.

The concern expressed about the erroneous impression I may be creating is unfounded. I have never pretended to be employed by the County Government. I have always clearly communicated that my time has been freely donated!

EXAMPLE: After the title was awarded I continued to do events for the County.

October 31, 1969, Arcadia Park Party for the retarded children, which I attended and performed at, and publicized; before and after; by special COUNTY INVITATION, despite the fact Halloween has always been my busiest and most lucrative season, and also despite the fact from my past experience with County involvements. I was fully aware that I would receive no pay and no thanks!

Over the past years my efforts to broadcast to the public all cultural events available within the community has brought the Los Angeles County Department of Parks and Recreation International attention…via radio, television, movies, newspaper and magazines. …through my own programs and syndicated columns and features and those of my friends. And, up to this very date, the certificate of Official Witchery has been my only ’reward’.

I see no real logical reason why I should discontinue the use of my title for my books, records, syndicated columns and appearances. To my knowledge an award, honorary degree, medal or certificate of thanks has never been revoked! My actions have only served to add a much needed sophisticated image for this County.

I am hurt and offended by certain political actions. If the small amount of humor created for Supervisor Debs by his Press Agents has now failed him, then will he please return the gift I gave to him of the Magical Golden Horn that was meant to insure his Romantic vitality. Certainly he must know that it cannot work now that he has professed a disbelief in goblins, pumpkins, the good tooth fairy and all things that go bump.

Sincerely,
Louise Huebner
Official Witch of Los Angeles County


cc: Supervisor Debs and Members of the Press

 

 

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THE PRESS CONFERENCE

Meanwhile, I had invited the entire Media to a Press Conference at the Los Angeles Press Club, offering coffee and donuts as lure. Reporters from around the world attended. After the conference my story was sent out by every News Wire in existence. It was told and retold in all the major languages throughout the world. My response to Maharg got more coverage than the original Sex Spell. The first TV reporter who arrived was Dick Hathcock from ABC Eye Witness News.

Every radio, television, magazine and newspaper was represented. Including the International Press. Everyone was smiling. Everyone was positive. Everyone thought I was right. Not one News Editor ignored my Press Release.

Life Magazine wanted to do the story. But they waited for one year. My events had coincided with the Charles Manson / Sharon Tate horror and they felt the lightness of my witchcraft would be handicapped by any proximity to the murders. Eventually, they gave me three full pages and a very nice new title. They called me "The Good Witch of the West"

 

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE


LADIES AND GENTLEMAN OF THE PRESS: You are invited to attend a Press Conference to be held on JANYARY 9, 1970, AT 10:00 Friday Morning. It will be held at the GREATER LOS ANGELES PRESS CLUB on Vermont Avenue in downtown Los Angeles.


THE PURPOSE


To inform you of the potential “DE-SPELLING” of the entire County of Los Angeles. As you know, on July 21, 1969, WITCH HUEBNER, by invitation of the Los Angeles County Department of Parks and Recreation and the Hollywood Bowl Association, led the first public Spell Cast in the world to insure the increased Sexual Vitality of the County of Los Angeles.

A week earlier Mrs. Huebner had been awarded a certificate that states:


"THIS IS TO CERTIFY THAT LOUISE HUEBNER HAS BEEN DESIGNATED AS THE OFFICIAL SORCERESS OF LOS ANGELES COUNTY BY VIRTUE OF HER SUPERNATURAL POWERS. AND IS OFFICIALLY ASSIGNED TO REIGN OVER FOLKLORE DAY AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL, ON JULY 21, 1969."

"Signed: SUPERVISOR ERNEST DEBS"


What is not stated is that Louise Huebner helped to publicize the entire ‘12 Weeks at the Bowl’ series. ..along with continuous publicizing of other events for senior citizens, retarded children, fund raising, etc. Without payment -- or for that matter, without thanks. The certificate was the only measure taken to in any way compensate the Witch for her efforts. Efforts that many times extended into many months of free service to the County. The County first approached Louise Huebner and asked her to lend her talents and reputation to their activities and not the other way around as Supervisor Ernest Debs now assumes.

Mrs. Huebner stated today, “If Supervisor Debs persists in asking the Department of Parks and Recreation to unload me ~ or, Mr. Maharg to intimidate me, that will only create bad feelings in me and I will be forced through an act of pride to take back the Los Angeles County Spell for increased Sexual Vitality. What with smog and freeways being what they are, I shudder to think of what the De-Spelling could do to devastate the County. Surely in these critical times, there are other areas that should capture the attention of both Supervisor Debs and our Mr. Maharg. To think that good and valuable County time and effort could go into getting rid of happy publicity and good clean fun in the County Parks fascinates me."

"I want to state clearly that I do not belong in anyway to the paid aspects of the County Government. Nor, ‘Heaven Forbid’, if I may use the word Heaven, would I ever want to!”

 

 

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Within 24 hours the story went around the world. The very best account of what happened was written by Pete Searls, the San Gabriel Tribune County Bureau Chief. Searls’ beat was the Los Angeles City Hall, where the Mayor and Councilman hung out, and the Los Angeles County Hall of Administration, where the Board of Supervisors were sometimes stationed. He was always the first guy on the scene whenever a story broke and he always managed to get all the facts straight. The Spell Cast and De-Sexing furor were no exceptions. Pete Searls got it right.

 

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COUNTY NEWS BUREAU
San Gabriel Valley Tribune

NEWS ITEM JANUARY 10, 1970


County Supervisor Ernest Debs once issued a scroll to Louise Huebner at a Hollywood Bowl “happening” designating her as the Official Los Angeles County Witch. Now a move is afoot by Supervisor Debs and Counsel John Maharg to stop her from using the title to promote books and records. Miss Huebner has retaliated by threatening to invoke her magical powers. Tribune County Bureau Chief Pete Searls, an apparent early casualty of the strange spirits unleashed on the Hall of Administration, filed the following report:

POOR SUPERVISOR AND PRETTY WITCH
TALE OF A POLITICAL MISHAP
- by Pete Searls ~ Tribune Bureau Chief

Once upon a long time ago, a County Supervisor wanted to give a present to a witch. But, he was only a poor County Supervisor. He didn't have a bag of gold or a fine coat of Unicorn hide or even a glass slipper.


But, he did so want to find a gift for the witch, who was a good witch and very pretty too, with flowing raven hair and a great figure, that he finally sent for his adviser, who was a poor woodcutter, and said, “What can we give the good witch who has been so nice to all the boys and girls of our county?”

And the woodcutter (whose axe made the sound “flack!” when it bit deep into the wood, and so was known as a flack) said, “You are only a poor county supervisor, so you can not give her a bag of gold or a Unicorn coat. How about a tip on where we're going to change the zoning?”


But the poor supervisor said he didn't think that would be a fine enough present for such a good witch so finally the flack said, “What about a nice hand-lettered scroll making her the official witch of the whole county?”


And that was such a splendid idea that the poor supervisor, whose name was Debs, and who was so sincere he was called “Debs, the Earnest,“ forthwith returned to his office and prepared the scroll and called all the people of the county together for a great festival.


When the witch came in, he gave her the scroll and the people cheered and the witch, whose name was Louis Huebner, said it was the finest present she could have gotten (although she wondered if the supervisor was so poor he couldn't afford just a tiny little bag of gold).


In return, she gave Debs the Earnest a magical golden horn and on this horn she cast a spell giving Debs great romantic vitality. And, because all of the good people of the County cheered her so mightily, she cast a good spell on them, increasing their sexual vitality. And, so the festival ended with great merrymaking.


Witch Louise returned to her home in the forest and began more good things for the people of the county.


She made some records and wrote some books telling them how they too could do good things ~ but never bad or evil things unless it was really necessary. And she gave the books and records to the boys and girls and their mothers and fathers, and all she asked was just a teeny, tiny, little bag of gold in return.


But, then, one day, as the Good Witch Louise was stacking all the teeny, tiny, little bags of gold in her corner, there came a messenger from a man who was named John Maharg, who had wormed his way into the confidence of the good, but poor, supervisors and had become their counselor.


The message from Maharg to Witch Huebner was that she must stop calling herself “The Official Witch of Los Angeles County” even though Debs’ scroll said she was, and especially must stop this when raking in the teeny, tiny, little bags of gold.


Witch Huebner was furious. She stamped her foot. She threatened all manner of evil spells. And then she called for her poor woodcutter ~ also known as flack ~ and said, “Oh, whatever shall we do?”


And the flack said, “Why don't we give all the good boys and girls of the county one last chance?”


And so the flack called all the scribes and the criers together, Friday, at a place called the Los Angeles Press Club, and Witch Huebner told them she would not give back the wonderful scroll and that she would still be the Official Witch.


And she said if the poor -- but now wicked -- Supervisor didn't lay off, she would take away her spell of increased vitality from all of the County.


But she promised the poor scribes and criers that she would keep her spell on them, and thus cheered, the scribes and the criers went to the poor County Supervisor and asked Debs what he meant.


Debs -- who was not wicked but just harassed by evil spirits and constituents -- said: “If only you could know the trouble I've had. Now that Witch Louise has a scroll from me, all the warlocks and elves and angels and fertility goddesses -- not to mention the fairies -- in Los Angeles County -- want scrolls from me and it is just too damned much!”


And so he went off to Maharg, and Maharg, muttered something about a magical thing called an injunction, which was so terrible a spell that even the strongest witch or industrialist might be afraid.


And, now all the people of the county tremble at the thought of Witch Louise and Maharg casting spell and counter spell and some think the moral of the story is that sometimes a cheap scroll costs you more than a teeny, tiny little bag of gold.

 

 

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Everything calmed down rather quickly after my Press Conference. And after all the news hit the wires.

It was too risky for the Supervisor and the County Counsel to continue. It would have thrown into jeopardy all the designations offered over the last 200 years. And no one wanted to take a chance on the De-Sexing.

In recognition of the fact that Debs had come to his senses, I dedicated my book, “Never Strike A happy Medium” to “Isis the Moon Goddess and Los Angeles County Supervisor Ernest Debs”

It was the only gracious thing to do.

At the time of the event there were 78 Cities in Los Angeles County. Now there are 79. It was pre Internet days. But mail and telegrams came in from around the world.

Oh, one more thing; I had said that Pete Searls got the story straight. Well in a way he did except for one minor point. He mentions my 'turning to my 'Flack' for help, as though someone else thought up my PR and wrote my press releases. Like Supervisor Debs had. I just want to say....I'm my own 'Flack'. I'm my own woodcutter. .

 

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MISS LOUISE HUEBNER D34
OFFICIAL WITCH OF LOS ANGELES COUNTY

LOSA

DEAR LOUISE I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU PLAN TO DE SPELL
THE ENTIRE COUNTY OF LOS ANGELES. AS OFFICIAL LEGEND
IN MY OWN TIME I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO BE THE OFFICIAL
WITCH OF CHATTANOOGA, TENNESSEE. WE BELIEVE IN YOU. AND
WE ALSO BELIEVE IN GOBLINS, PUMPKINS AND THE GOOD TOOTH
FAILRY. YOUR PREVEIOUS GOOD SPELLS HAVE MADE US ALL VERY
VIVACIOUS. OUR SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY GOES OUT TO YOU. PLEASE
BECOME OUR OFFIICAL WITCH OF CHATTANOOGA., TENNESSEE.
WE ARE BELIVERS.

LARRY, THE LEGEND JOHNSON
WDXE RADIO CHATTANOOGA TENNESSEE


 

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SALEM MAYOR SAM ZOLL
Autographs a Broom
&
Awards Louise a Certificate
&
Gives her the Keys to the City

 

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